Hey Under Armour guy do you know how much
douche you are? We all know someone who falls for this gimmick, hell it might be you. Let me explain the last time you went to the…….. (Gym, basketball court, track, football field, hell even the damn movies) fill in the blank to whatever applies. Any way I digress you go somewhere and there he is. Some guy in matching head to toe workout clothes, if what you are doing is exercise related his shit is probably somewhere in the Smedium size. I don’t really know what his mind set behind this get up is but let’s be clear. IF YOU ARE FAT, REALLY TIGHT STRETCHY SHIRTS DON’T MAKE YOU LOOK BUFF, YOU LOOK STUPID. You might also notice the fact that he is really not working out, he is the guy who does one set of bench every 15 minutes and somehow this bromo only benches when all of the other benches are taken. He also tends to stare in the mirror and awkwardly flex. Also he tends to pass out some unsolicited completely made up “tips” it usually starts with BRO! You have got to use bad form on the last 3 of each set, that’s what gives you girth. Ok first don’t call me bro I don’t know you second your bad form is why you still suck and don’t ever notice my girth! Also his hair always seems to be club ready. He may or may not have a head band with matching wrist bands.
Hey Tap Out/ Affliction guy you also are a real bag o’ douche. Look you don’t fight in the UFC and the fact that you tend to wear bedazzled jeans and or belt buckle with a way to tight undershirt makes you a baby man. You don’t look tough you look like an idiot. This guy leans the name of one move in MMA like arm bar and just screams it at the T.V. during every UFC event. I don’t know why you do this; I think you are trying to prove either to yourself or your horse girlfriend that you actually know what you are talking about. The fact that you wear some ugly chick like sunglasses only proves that you walked into some store that 12 year old kids shop at like Buckle saw some dumbass looking manikin and said here 200 bucks just give me at what that thing is wearing in about 2 sizes too small……
Man Up
Kevin
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